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Kiss My Fanny Pack

The Kiss My Fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for people who DGAF. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket for your very small and insignificant hopes and dreams, and adjustable straps—so you can gain or lose any amount of weight with your costant yo-yo dieting habits.

• 100% polyester
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper

$40.00

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